O'Malley Hates Lunch?

Either Martin O'Malley is grooming himself for the 2016 presidential campaign, or he really really likes breakfast foods.  According to the Washington Post, Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley attended four breakfast events in Charlotte, North Carolina in one day.  This is a feat that not even I could accomplish - and I REALLY love breakfast foods.

In the article, O'Malley admitted that being Irish leaves him to distrust the British (my words).  This concerns me because if he becomes president, our relationship with our greatest ally may be strained because of O'Malley's outdated views on his heritage.

Additionally he said that he is from Baltimore.  A quick look at Wikipedia reveals that O'Malley is from Potomac, Maryland, which is one of the wealthiest areas of one of the wealthiest counties in the country: Montgomery County.  So much for his ability to associate with the middle class common working man.  Perhaps his public education exposed him to......what?  Oh, wait, that's right.  He attended expensive exclusive private schools his whole life.  Never mind.  He has no idea what it means to be a hard-working middle class person.

If Martin O'Malley doesn't slow down his perceived rapid ascendancy in the Democratic party, he's going to get really fat.  Marty - remember, the women voted for you because you're quite an attractive guy.  You were not elected because of your politics.  Breakfast - it does the body good, but only in moderation.