Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Martin O'Malley Running for Office in Iowa?

Martin Nomad O'Malley probably is not eligible to run for office in Iowa, being that he doesn't live there, but that hasn't stopped him from showing up for a fund raiser with Iowa Senator Tom Harkins.

Looking at the pictures from this article from the Des Moines Register, O'Malley squeezed into his skin-tight jeans and put on a short-sleeve shirt in an effort to look like a hard-working middle class American, which we all know he is not.  He was raised as an upper middle class family in Montgomery County and attended elitist and exclusive private schools.

You may not recall that O'Malley used to be the governor of Maryland, a position that requires him be in Maryland and help solve Maryland issues.  However, he is spending most of his time in North Carolina and Iowa and in foreign countries.  Someone else in Annapolis must be doing all of the heavy lifting in his absence, cuz it sure ain't him.

The article from Iowa is actually funny.  How many times did Martin O'Malley say, "Moving forward"?  At least four times.

1) He said he “looks forward” to helping Iowa elect a Democratic governor in 2014.

2) “Having spent some time in Iowa, I believe the people of Iowa when given a choice of moving forward or falling back, always choose to move forward,” O’Malley told reporters.

3) “And let us together, Iowa, move forward and not back..."

4) “We’ve got to keep moving forward, 

Dear Iowa- welcome to our world.  We sincerely apologize for O'Malley.  Not all Marylanders talk like this.  Some of us actually talk coherently and not in cliches.  He is an impostor.  He most likely knows nothing about farming and probably has never had his hands in dirt in his entire life.

P.S. Can you send someone from Iowa to govern Maryland in his absense?  Thank you.

A concerned citizen.

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