Monday, May 05, 2008

Boycott Carrolltowne Shopping Center

One of my loyal readers provided me with this picture from the wondefully spacious parking lot of the Carrolltowne Shopping Center (owned by Black Oak and Dixon Harvey). I noted in an earlier post that debris is conveniently being stored under tarps and pallets to protect it and us from each other.

This, of course, is next to the donut tracks that you see below. If you are in need of practicing making donuts in your 1999 Acura Integra with the sparkle paint with the lowered chasis and the phatt mufflers that spew baby zerberts, this is where you officially perform that road test. Neighbors prefer if you do this while tossing used condoms and syringes out the window towards the playground in the elementary school in the adjoining property.

I would have provided a nighttime photo, but there is inadequate lighting, which is convenient if you like to hang out in the parking lot and smoke dope and have sex with your trashy girlfriend. You're only allowed to have sex in your said Integra if you're wearing jean-shorts that go to your ankles and a wife-beater, which may be substituted with an over-sized imitation basketball jersey and a Fresh cap turned sideways - to let people know how much you like basketball, of course.

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