Like Iowa, New Hampshire gets its day in the sun once every 4 years. For New Hampshire, the sun starting shining at midnight.
In the small town of Dixville Notch, the voting started in the wee hours of the morning. And by doing so, America has won another small, yet decisive victory. Hillary Clinton received zero votes. In this small town, 70% of the Democratic votes went to Barack Hussein Obama, 20% went to Edwards and his really pretty hair, and 10% went to illegal-immigrant-loving Bill Richardson.
On the Republican side, 57% of the votes cast went for John McCain, nearly 29% went to Romney, and 14% went to Guiliani. Folksy Huckabee received no votes, nor do Ron Paul or Fred Thompson.
With such disappointing news, the Clinton campaign is scrambling. Some in her tight circle have suggested that this unlikable mean-spirited lady try to find a more suitable position in life - such as a cashier at the Owings Mills' Target or as a customer service representative for Comcast. Both companies frequently employ people with nasty dispositions like her. And her campaign workers will have to return to college or the video stores where they came from.
Nonetheless, expect the mud-slinging to intensify now that her numbers are shrinking quicker than George Costanza's manhood after he gets out of the pool. Unfortunately for Clinton, she won't be able to blame the cold water.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
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Just to add to this, votes were also cast in the town of Hart's Location. Combined vote totals for both came out to:
Democrats:
Obama 16
Clinton 3
John Edwards 3
Bill Richardson 1
Republicans:
McCain 10
Mike Huckabee 5
Ron Paul 4
Romney 3
Rudy Giuliani 1
source: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080108/D8U1O0JO0.html
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Thanks for the update on the count!
:-)
HAHAHA...
No I think as educated as Hilary may be she needs to take her @$$ back to school...ACTING SCHOOL THAT IS! That freaking freak show she called a display of "emotion" was out of order and outright fake!
I'm getting sick of seeing these headlines, "Hilary gets choked up" or "Hilary shows emotion" Is that the best her camp can come up with?
Now don’t get me wrong, I like Hilary. But I’d rather her be an emotionless b!tch than see her put on this charade in hopes of increasing her likeability.
In other news, ‘Wildcard’ Ron Paul was on Jay Leno last night. Damn I missed it! I will be hitting up Youtube as soon as I walk through my apartment doors. :-)
Also, I have another question. What’s up with ‘Hairspray’ Romney trying to dismantle the United Nations? Please tell me I’m wrong.
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