Sober Help Wanted

How sad is it that we live in a society when the help wanted ads specifically note that they are looking for sober applicants?  I picked up one of the trade newspapers in Franks Subs and Pizza the other day to pass some time while they made my cheesesteak sub with everything on it.  My mouth is watering as I type this.  Anyway, I spotted this ad for a vacuum repair person.  Sadly, they are specifically looking for a sober applicant.  The easiest thing for me to deduce from the ad is that the previous applicants have been drunkards.

I wonder if Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley would qualify for this job.