Senator Drugs On Currie?

Oops. That should have been Senator Currie on drugs. Last week Prince George's County State Senator Ulysses Currie was served a search warrant by the FBI. They removed many items from his District Heights home and also from the his office at Shopper's Food Warehouse.

Yesterday, a report obtained by the Washington Post revealed that some of the items seized included marijuana and drug packing materials. Great. Currie, who most thought that he was the eminent successor as the State Senate President back when Mike Miller pretended he was retiring, is now looking like a donkey. He will probably still get the nomination even if he is in jail. Don't let criminal activity get in the way of political nominations!

When asked about the marijuana, we replied that he didn't know nothing about it. If you went to Baltimore City Public Schools, then it's end of story. However, we suburbanites know that a double-negative is a positive, so Senator Currie clearly knows all about the marijuana in his house.

I'll be interested in how he gets out of this. I know he will, and without a scratch. Perhaps Martin O'Malley will pardon him. I did some researching and it seems that Martin O'Malley has never denied smoking the roach with Senator Currie. I'd like to hear his side of the story.