Stab the Pirates

Here is an article from the Baltimore Examiner:

Man Stabbed Over Parking Spot Dispute
(AP) SILVER SPRING, Md. A Silver Spring man is recovering from being stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver during fight over a parking spot. It happened on the 900 block of Bonifant Street in Silver Spring. Police say that Edward Banya, a 42-year-old Hyattsville man, got into an argument with the driver of a car that looked like it was ready to pull out of a spot, because that driver was too slow to leave. The 28-year-old man was actually waiting for someone. Banya then pulled a screwdriver from his car and stabbed the other man repeatedly in the hand and torso. Officer Rodney Barnes is a police spokesman. He says the victim's wounds were all superficial, and the man was released from the hospital last night. Police are not identifying victim. As for Banya, not only is he charged with first-degree assault and reckless endangerment -- but police found thousands of pirated DVD movies in his car. He's also charged with copyright offenses.

Moral of the story? When you're pirating thousands of DVD's and you gots dem in ya' ride, ya'll don't be stabbing da' man with the screwdriver.