Super Fat Tuesday

Yesterday we celebrated Super Fat Tuesday. This is the day that Christians vote in large numbers for the candidate that will most likely bow to the instructions of the Pope. No not really, though that it what the secular left fears. The President should actually bow to the U.N., MoveOn.org, the European Union, the Kyoto Treaty, and Al Gore.

Tuesday was the biggest primary voting day of the year. This is the primary day that pretty much nullifies the remaining primaries, like for West Virginia, Maryland, Virginia, and Washington, D.C. It was also Fat Tuesday, the day before Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent. Or if you are a secular Democrat or a college kid, it's Mardi Gras, which means lots of drinking in New Orleans - that town built in a bowl that George Bush tried to flood when he blew up the levees during Hurricane Katrina.

The exit polls showed the that some of the races within the parties were too close to call, which was unfortunate for 71 year-old John McCain who had to watch Wheel of Fortune at 7 and Jeopardy at 7:30 before going to bed at 8 o'clock. It's lights out at the Senate Assisted Living Center at 8pm.

Hillary Clinton received a ringing endorsement last week from ultra-right wing lunatic talk-show host Ann Coulter. This is bad news for McCain, but certainly makes one realize that politics makes for strange bed-fellows. Regardless of who wins at this point, nothing will be done about illegal immigration. All of the candidates love illegal immigrants and the cheap labor they bring.

Again, regardless of who wins, we all lose.