Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day

I say Happy Valentine's Day, but I must say that this is one of the stupidest holidays of all.

Think about it. From a guy's persepective you're supposed to take your girlfriend/wife (I'm assuming a heterosexual relationship here) out to dinner. Everyone knows that all restaurants switch to a selective menu on this date and double the price.

Additionally, he's supposed to buy the lady 'stuff'. Lingerie. Flowers. Chocolates. And he's also supposed to buy a card that tells her how much he loves her today.

Roses are expensive this week. What will they cost next week? I don't know, but I do know that they'll be a lot cheaper!!!

And let's be honest - red or black lingerie? Blah! Red lingerie is so trashy. (Perhaps you like that sort of thing). Does it really turn you on to see your girl dressed like a high dollar hooker? I'd rather just see her naked.

This whole deal is a load of crap! Save your money. Love her everyday. Tell her that you love her. Buy her nice things now and then. Take her out to dinner now and then, but don't do it on Valentine's day. It's such a wasteful commercial holiday.

And don't let some whiney-ass girl tell you otherwise. If she does - she's greedy. She's part of the Me Generation. Her favorite saying is, "Gimmie". And if you have a girl that treats you like that, then you're a wimp!

Fortunately, I have a wife that agrees with me. Otherwise, I'd be buying flowers, chocolates, and lingerie and taking her out to dinner tonight.

2 comments:

FreeMarket said...

Why do you say high dollar hooker like it is a bad thing? :-)

Charm City Kim said...

wow - how do you really feel?

And please - if you thought buying stuff on V-day would guarantee you getting some, you'd totally buy into the commercialism.

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