New Bailout Needed

This is just great. First the Congress thinks they need to bail out Wall Street and Main Street. Now, according to rumors, the Congress is going to have to bail out The View.

The rumor mill is circulating a story that conservative leaning Elizabeth Hasselbeck is so tired of being picked on by her ignorant liberal co-hosts that she is considering leaving the show. This would be a travesty! Hasselbeck is most often credited with driving Rosie O'Donnell off of the show, a move that received critical acclaim from around the world.

First of all, the other hosts, Whoopi Goldberg, the idiot that got upset when she heard Nieman Marcus was going under because of the credit crisis (Whoopi - that's Lehman Brothers!), and Joy Behar, who routinely attacks Catholics, white people, and implied Rumsfeld was like Hitler, are so left-leaning that if Hasselbeck left the show, they would fall over.

No one has ever claimed that The View is a balanced program. But I think it's reasonable for the Federal Reserve to initiate a government take-over of the show and replace current management with a more balanced pulpit. I would have to say that this is a bailout that most Americans would probably support.