This is your second and final notice to save money on your credit card bills.
You have been selected to receive a free cruise to the destination of your choice to participating in a short survey.
Our records indicate that your car's warranty will run out soon, so you must act now!
Press 1 to be annoyed by a salesman who can't pronounce your name.
Press 2 to acknowledge that you received this call so that we can sell your phone number to other marketing companies who want to steal your money with fake offers.
Press 3 if your States' Attorney General has no intention of trying to enforce the Federal Do Not Call Registry because it is a useless unenforceable concept.
Press 4 to hear this message in Spanish.
Press 5 if you don't understand what we just said in option 4.
Press 6 repeatedly if you're tired of getting sales calls.
Seriously - is this thing for real or just something to appease the people until they realize that the sales calls will never stop? If you listen through the call, then speak to a salesperson, as soon as they realize that you're on to them, they hang up on you. I've even had them hang up on me when I ask a question.
It seems as if Maryland State Attorney General Doug Gansler hasn't done anything about it. I doubt newly elected Brian Frosch will do anything about it either as he will be too busy trimming his mustache. If you can't have a Tom Selleck mustache, then you shouldn't have a mustache.
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
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