My Unfavorite Yellow Business in Eldersburg

I've never been here, nor do I ever intend to support this business. Any company that gets away with painting their building an obnoxious color deserves to have people laugh at it. Seriously? Mustard yellow? Yes, it gets our attention, but so do naked fat women and deer carcasses on the side of the road. But what better combination is there than a laundromat and a car wash? That's synergy!