Thursday, March 13, 2008

Important General Assembly Laws

We are in the midst of some great heated debates in the Maryland General Assembly. The state's business is at hand. Legislators are carefully crafting the path for the future of our state. What is the topic of the day?

Affordable health care for the elderly? No.

Gay marriage? Try again.

Repealing the disdainful computer tax? Nope.

Trying to decide what the official state dessert should be? Hooray! You got it!

Yes, thousands of Maryland tax dollars are being spent while the debate rages in committee. A bill has been submitted to make the multi-layered Smith Island cake declared the official dessert of the State of Maryland.

Some Democrats are upset and are complaining of a right-wing push to have the chocolate caramel crumb pie be the official state dessert, but House Speaker Michael Busch said he will not stand for this frivolous debate. Mike Miller even said if the Republicans do not cooperate and follow the will of the people of the great state of Maryland, he will quash them and bury them for 20 years.

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