Monday, July 02, 2007

Martin O'Malley Wins the Criminal Vote!!!

Acting on his promise to help Maryland move forward again, liberal-extremist Governor Martin O'Malley has signed a law allowing convicted felons the right to vote.

Members of the ACLU, the liberal bastion of society destroyers, have been pushing for this law for some time. They claim that the new law will allow over 50,000 convicted criminals the right to vote, though based on prison populations in the crime-plagued city of Baltimore, I think this number is closer to 1 million.

Martin O'Malley has come as a blessing for hard-core criminals. He helped push for a temporary stay of executions of criminals until a further investigation can be conducted to see if criminals really are bad. In execution-related news, he pushed for more funding for free abortions.

Now that criminals know that they won't be executed in Maryland, they now have the peace of mind that they can vote for the criminal-minded politicians who will serve their interests. There has been no word if the families of the murder victims will get an extra vote on election day, but suffice it to say that they won't.

Three more thugs were added to this list this weekend of people whose voting rights are being maintained. The more people died in shootings in Baltimore City, the city that bleeds. A person was found dead in a trash can. A young man was found with a gunshot would to the head (which the police suspect foul play), and a 13 year-old girl was shot and killed while riding in her mom's ice cream truck by a disgruntled robber. The shooters in all three cases could expect to be in prison until the next election. They may get out earlier for good behaviour if they promise to vote Democrat.

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