No Sympathy for Baltimore City Water Rate Increase

Baltimore City Councilwoman Mary Pat Clarke is all in an uproar about the by the Baltimore City Department of Public Works request to increase the rate which city residents pay for water.  You are not going to get a lot of sympathy from the suburbs where we pay water rates that are exponentially higher than the residents of the city who use our water.

DPW spokesman Jeff Raymond said that the rate increases are required to invest in the aging water infrastructure in the city.  I think that's an outstanding idea.  In a city with a little over 600,000 residents, a city that closely resembles Louisville, Kentucky and Memphis, Tennessee in population, the city must invest in the pipes that keep it livable.  We too often see news of water main breaks the shut down the arteries of the city for days.  Remember the water main break that shut down Light Street in the heart of the business district for several weeks?  The crumbling infrastructure is not only unhealthy for the distribution of water in Baltimore, it's also destructive for the local economy.

The rate increase proposal that DPW has presented to the Board of Estimates are for a 15% rate increase this year and 11% increases in the following two years.  City officials estimate that the rate change will increase the average resident's annual bill to nearly $800.  As a resident of Carroll County,  I pay nearly $1,400 per year in water and sewer.  And I don't even have a pool.  I don't water my lawn.  And I don't take showers (I said I live in Carroll County, right?).

And another complaint - they take our water!  You'll recall this blog post about how Baltimore City acquired the water rights from Eastern Carroll County and Western Baltimore County with the construction of Liberty Reservoir.  You're going to take our water and then complain about how cheap you don't think it is?

So how sympathetic am I to someone who will pay a water bill that is 65% of mine?  Not much.  Or to parody the State Farm commercials - how sympathetic are Carroll County residents to the water rate increases in Baltimore City?  About as sympathetic as Abercrombie & Fitch when Rosie O'Donnell complains that she can't find anything that fits her in their store.

Money down the drain.

Silence!!

A grand theft has occurred in Annapolis. We suspected that Martin O'Malley was on crack. The evidence to support this supposition is the fact that he supports giving in-state tuition for criminals, he supports giving convicted felons the right to vote (only because they vote Democratic), and he seems stunned that the electric rate is going up 58% in June, just like he agreed to before the election.

Now, the crack pipe has been passed to Baltimore City. The city council is considering passing a bill that if the police were called to your residence two times for noise disturbance, you can be kicked out of your house for up to a year - even if you own your home. To make matters worse, the decibels level of the noise disturbance does not have to be any higher than 55 decibels to warrant an arrest. For those of you who went to Baltimore City schools, a decibel is a measurement of sound.

How loud is 55 decibels? A jet engine is 160. A rock concert is 140. Power tools average about 110. A busy street is around 65. Face-to-face conversation is 55. A quiet office is 50. So, if you have a vindictive neighbor, they're going to call the police on you for having a conversation in your back yard. Small children will be run out of the city. Barking dogs will be arrested. I wonder if this new law will allow the police to arrest those noisy rats you see running down Orleans street. Noisy garbage trucks - yeah they'll be a thing of the past. Construction - too noisy. What if you live next to a fire department? Can you call and complain that they're being too noisy? Those noisy stadiums need to go.

Here's the plan - everyone in Baltimore (the ones that can read) - call the police and complain about the noise levels at these people's houses: Sheila Dixon, Mary Pat Clark, and Stephanie Rawlings-Blake. Wait two days, then call again. We will continue this list with other nuisance politicians until we have kicked them all out of the city.