98 Rock Falls to New Low

During Josh Spiegel's news report this morning, he spoke of a story where a 56 year-old woman had her purse snatched from her while she was having a seizure. 98 Rock's delinquent deejay, Mickey Cucchiella, who inaccurately describes himself as a comedian, is heard laughing in the background as the story is read.

Fortunately for the woman, she is okay and Bawlmer City police were able to make 2 arrests in connection with the crime.

The hard-left wing liberal extremist, socialist flag-waving Spiegel read the news straight off of www.wbal.com, and it sounded as if Mickey realized his buffoon reaction and tried to silence himself, which for him is an impossible task, much to our detriment. Though few can understand his pontifications through his uneducated Dundalk draw, every now and then you can gather a word or a phrase about how awesome he is. Last week he mentioned that he's so awesome because the other stations suck because he said so. Who can argue with that logic? Who would want to? That'd be like me arguing with the neighbor's dog.

For kicks, go to the crime database and check out the Cucchiella families' court history. http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/processDisclaimer.jis You can check out all of your friends and neighbors. Loads of fun! Whoo-hoo!

While the police were chasing down these purse-snatchers, 6 people were murdered in the Baltimore area over the past 24 hours, but Sheila Dixon has a plan, which included the ever successful method of "working closer with the community". I think the best plan Sheila can have to reduce crime in Baltimore is to plan to lose the mayoral election.