Whoopi is Inidicative of Stupidity

Whoopi Goldberg proved on her first day of work at The View that she was the perfect replacement for the fat obnoxious Rosie O'Donnell. Whoopi went on the show defending the murder of animals conducted by NFL thug Michael Vick.

Goldberg's statements were chocked full of idiocy. She claimed that Vick's cultural upbringing justify his actions. You see, despite being from Virginia, Goldberg says that being from the deep South (Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, but not Virginia), that was how he was raised. Therefore, it must be okay. Sam Bowers was raised to hate black people and killed a NAACP leader Vernon Dahmer with a firebomb in 1966. Since it was part of up upbringing and Bowers was from the deep South, it must be okay, correct?

A person's upbringing does not excuse someone of their illegal actions. Beating, drowning, and hanging 8 dogs and running a dog-fighting operation is not okay because that's your culture.

Goldberg went on to say "There are certain things that are indicative to certain parts of our country." Indicative? Obviously Goldberg is trying to throw out some big fancy words to impress her viewers despite not having a clue as to how to properly use the word. Being fat like Rosie O'Donnell is indicative that you eat like a pig. However, being from the South is not indicative that you're an irresponsible thug who likes to kill animals.

Way to go Whoopi! I can't wait to follow your follies this year on your new job.

Beating the Dog and Beating the System

On Wednesday, the NAACP indirectly endorsed illegal dogfighting and supports allowing criminals to return to high-paying jobs for attempting to skirt the law. R. L. White, President of the NAACP, wants NFL thug Michael Vick to return to the Falcons after serving his sentence.

This would put the NFL in an awkward position. The league, which routinely bans players from the league for using illegal substances and behaviour unbecoming of a professional athlete, would look like a big fat idiot for allowing a dog beater back in the league while possibly banning Pacman Jones who was suspended for paying for fun with some ladies of the night.

There is no word if Jesse Jackson will respond to this demand. Jackson routinely uses illegal extortion - techniques to drop boycotts in exchange for contributions to his Rainbow Coalition, to manipulate companies.

White, who's a nut in his own right, said that he does not condone dog fighting. In fact, he says that dog fighting is as bad as hunting." The only difference is that dog fighting is illegal and for pleasure, while hunting is legal and used for eating food. Now, if Vick could only convince the jury that he intended to eat the dogs after the fight, they may show some leniency.