Democrats Don't Want Martin O'Malley as President

This brightened my day.  WBAL.com is reporting that a poll conducted by Quinnipiac University found that nationwide, Democrats have no interest in Martin O'Malley being President.  In fact, it wasn't even close.

Commanding the lead is Hillary Clinton the former Secretary of State / former U.S. Senator / former First Lady / current wife of former philandering President Bill Clinton with 65% of the vote.  If elected, Clinton would be the 2nd oldest elected President ever, after Ronald Reagan. 

Surprisingly, Crazy Uncle Joe Biden got 13% of the vote.  Can you imagine that?  King of Bigotry.  Vocal chauvinist.  Bumbler of words (seriously, you have to watch the bumbler of words video.  It's hilarious).  I wouldn't know whether to cry or laugh if he won.

Rounding out the middle are socialist-leaning New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario Cuomo, also a former Governor of New York, Virginia Senator Mark Warner, and Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick.  If the rumor is correct, O'Malley was also beat out by the American Communist Party leader Sam Webb, Kermit the Frog, and former and deceased Democrat President Andrew Johnson, who did not want to enforce Republican President Abraham Lincoln's plan to give protection to the freed slaves.

So why does American not want Martin O'Malley to be President? Did he raise taxes too much in Maryland for even a average Democrat to stomach?  Are people turned off by his constant finger pointing at Bob Ehrlich and George W. Bush for all the woes of his state?  Is it his smarmy condescending voice and communication style?

Why do you think people do not like Martin O'Malley outside of Maryland?