Name the Baby Elephant

The contest to name the baby elepant at the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore (more commonly known as the Baltimore Zoo), will be coming to a conclusion soon. The winner will be announced on Satuday April 26th.



The final names are:
1) Chewie
2) Crush
3) Duke
4) Samson
5) Zeus


Now, the problem with these names is that none have anything to do with Baltimore or Maryland. I think the name of the elephant should have something to do with our great city or state. I have come up with my own list of potential names that you can vote on.

1) Drive-by Shooting (we could call him DBS for short)
2) GSW (short for gun shot wound)
3) Structural Deficit
4) Stop Snitchin'
5) Undeterred Street Thug
6) School Teacher Beater
7) Slots
8) Computer Tax
9) Speed Camera
10) Overzealous Liberal


Tell me what you think!